[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush (WELL OF CORUSE)
[X] You have been called a blonde. (more then once x3)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (rlly O.o?)
[X] You just sang them to make sure. (Yes -.-)
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (hasnt everyone?)
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.(havent even seen it)
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (I use 2)
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (STFU X3)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (...)
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (xD funny fuckin story)

TOTAL: 3

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. ( ahaha)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (xDDD)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (OK IM NOT REATARDED)

Current thing said in my house: Me: WHAT ARE SPARKLING VAMPS Dad: GAY!!!!!!!!1

TOTAL: 3

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (-_- i cant help it plz dont make fun of me)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(SLEEP TOMMORW CHIRSTMAS)
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your
hand/pocket the whole time.(I lost my rare celebi card once...and i tripped out and it was in mah pocket x3)

TOTAL: 3

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.(Nah I just do em for fun)
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (THANKS TO NIKI)
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (THIS TESTS A MIND READER)
[X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I got mah fingers you asshole)

TOTAL: 7

GRAND TOTAL: 26 (did i count right?)

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4. (GOD BLESS AMERICA WERES MY CALCULATOR)
And re-post as: I am 104 XDDDDDDDDDD% mentally ill.